1. So many pedestrians. So little time!
2. Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
3. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
4. If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
5. I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
6. I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
7. Horn Broken! Watch for Finger
8. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
9. Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
10. Arsonists of the world, ignite!
11. I married my husband for his looks. Not the ones he's been giving lately though!
12. I Swerve to Hit People at Random!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
theory, facts and a few laws
1. The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Mysore / Hosur.
2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak and my IT company may fire me!
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister.
8. The Pot Hole Theory:
The BMP will ensure that the Pot Holes automatically become bigger to accomodate the small cars and bikes that need to rest in them.
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-deformed chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chic that passes by, you're gay.
14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city -I, Me and Myself and Bangalore does not have any traffic jams when I am travelling!
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Mysore / Hosur.
2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak and my IT company may fire me!
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister.
8. The Pot Hole Theory:
The BMP will ensure that the Pot Holes automatically become bigger to accomodate the small cars and bikes that need to rest in them.
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-deformed chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chic that passes by, you're gay.
14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city -I, Me and Myself and Bangalore does not have any traffic jams when I am travelling!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
study : being in company of fat people can make you fat
o you have a big belly? Well, one of the key reasons behind the extra flab could be your friends, says new research, which found that spending time with fat people can increase a person's chances of becoming obese.
According to the study, which was conducted by University of Warwick researchers, people are influenced by the weight of those around them without being aware of it, leading to a 'spiral of obesity'.
The study suggests that people are powerfully but subconsciously influenced by the weight of those around them. Without being aware of it, the researchers believe, human beings keep up with the weight of the people in their company.
The study has been presented at a National Bureau of Economic Research conference in Cambridge Massachusetts in a paper entitled Imitative Obesity and Relative Utility at the NBER Summer Institute on Health Economics.
Using data on 27,000 Europeans from 29 countries, the researchers find that nearly half of European women feel overweight. Less than a third of males feel overweight.
The authors suggest that whether for reasons of job promotions or finding a mate it is someone's weight relative to others that matters. They show that overweight perceptions and dieting decisions are influenced by people's comparisons with others of the same age and gender.
Highly educated Europeans hold themselves to a particularly tough standard, the research shows. For any given level of Body Mass Index (BMI), somebody with a university degree feels much fatter than someone with low educational qualifications.
Overall, the researchers believe that a person's "utility" (an economic term roughly meaning satisfaction levels) depends on
their own weight relative to the weight of those around them. They suggest that it is easier to be fat in a society that is fat.
However, the authors also found a significant gender split.
Females were much more prone, for any given BMI value, to feel overweight. For European women, weight dissatisfaction and overweight perceptions depended crucially upon not just their own absolute BMI, but also upon their BMI relative to other women of exactly the same age in their country. Conversely, being overweight tended not to be a significant issue for men if many of those around them were as overweight as they were.
Professor Andrew Oswald at the University of Warwick, one of the researchers, said "Consumption of calories has gone up but that does not tell us why people are eating more. Some have argued that obesity has been produced by cheaper food, but if fatness is a response to greater purchasing power, why do we routinely observe that rich people are thinner than poor people?"
He said: "A lot of research into obesity, which has emphasised sedentary lifestyles or human biology or fast-food, has missed the key point. Rising obesity needs to be thought of as a sociological phenomenon not a physiological one. People are influenced by relative comparisons, and norms have changed and are still changing."
source : ANI
According to the study, which was conducted by University of Warwick researchers, people are influenced by the weight of those around them without being aware of it, leading to a 'spiral of obesity'.
The study suggests that people are powerfully but subconsciously influenced by the weight of those around them. Without being aware of it, the researchers believe, human beings keep up with the weight of the people in their company.
The study has been presented at a National Bureau of Economic Research conference in Cambridge Massachusetts in a paper entitled Imitative Obesity and Relative Utility at the NBER Summer Institute on Health Economics.
Using data on 27,000 Europeans from 29 countries, the researchers find that nearly half of European women feel overweight. Less than a third of males feel overweight.
The authors suggest that whether for reasons of job promotions or finding a mate it is someone's weight relative to others that matters. They show that overweight perceptions and dieting decisions are influenced by people's comparisons with others of the same age and gender.
Highly educated Europeans hold themselves to a particularly tough standard, the research shows. For any given level of Body Mass Index (BMI), somebody with a university degree feels much fatter than someone with low educational qualifications.
Overall, the researchers believe that a person's "utility" (an economic term roughly meaning satisfaction levels) depends on
their own weight relative to the weight of those around them. They suggest that it is easier to be fat in a society that is fat.
However, the authors also found a significant gender split.
Females were much more prone, for any given BMI value, to feel overweight. For European women, weight dissatisfaction and overweight perceptions depended crucially upon not just their own absolute BMI, but also upon their BMI relative to other women of exactly the same age in their country. Conversely, being overweight tended not to be a significant issue for men if many of those around them were as overweight as they were.
Professor Andrew Oswald at the University of Warwick, one of the researchers, said "Consumption of calories has gone up but that does not tell us why people are eating more. Some have argued that obesity has been produced by cheaper food, but if fatness is a response to greater purchasing power, why do we routinely observe that rich people are thinner than poor people?"
He said: "A lot of research into obesity, which has emphasised sedentary lifestyles or human biology or fast-food, has missed the key point. Rising obesity needs to be thought of as a sociological phenomenon not a physiological one. People are influenced by relative comparisons, and norms have changed and are still changing."
source : ANI
Saturday, July 26, 2008
study : consume spice for a spicy sex life
Want to make your bedroom life more adventurous? Well, in that case, turn to Thai green curry, which has been found to give a person's libido that much needed boost.
The conclusion is based on a new research, which found that the 'magical' meal is full of aphrodisiacs.
The curry includes cardamom, ginseng, garlic, ginger, basil, lemon grass and asparagus -- all considered by different cultures to get you feeling sexy.
The top 10 list of takeaway meals based on the number of aphrodisiac ingredients per meal was compiled by takeaway company Just-Eat.
Hot and spicy pizza topped with tomatoes, onions, garlic, basil, olives, meatballs and chillis grabbed the second position,
according to research for takeaway website Just-Eat.co.uk.
Chicken Korma comes in at No. 3, thanks to its potent blend of coconut, garlic, chilli, ginger and almonds -- all said to improve sex drive in females. Seafood Laksa is fourth because of its coconut milk, ginger, garlic, basil and onions. "Thai green curry has long been known in the East to boost sex drive," The Sun quoted Just-Eat's Ash Ali, as saying. "The British public instead only tend to know more expensive aphrodisiacs such as oysters and caviar," Ali added. Other foods sure to steam up more than just the kitchen are meatballs and pasta, king prawns with ginger, sushi and even As per this research the top ten aphrodisiacs are: 1. Thai green curry
chicken tikka masala, say the experts.
2. Hot and spicy pizza
3. Chicken Korma
4. Seafood Laksa
5. Mole Poblano
6. Sushi
7. Chicken Tikka Masala
8. Spicy Balinese Curry
9. Spicy Meatballs and Pasta
10. King Prawns with Ginger & Spring Onions
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
talli hone ke baad ...
Common lines after people get drunk :
- tu to mera bhai hai...bhai !!!
- you know i am not drunk...
- gaadi mai chalaunga...
- tu bura matt maan bhai...
- mai teri dil se izzat karta hoon..
- abbe, bol daal aaj usko...aar ya paar....
- aaj saali chad nahi rahi hai, kya baat hai??
- tu kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...
- ye matt samajh ki peeke bol raha hoon...
- yaar, tuney mera dil tod diya...
- tu bolnaa bhai, kya chahiye... jaan chahiye?.....hazir hai
- Abbe, mere ko aaj tak nahi chadhi...shart laga saala aaj tu..
- chal teri baat karaata hoon usse, phone number de uska...
- saale, teri bhabhi hai wo…bhabi ki nazar se dekh usko…
- yaar, tu samjha kar..... wo tere layak nahi hai…
- chal bhai, tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.... aaj se wo teri
- tujhe kya lagta hai mujhe chadh gayi hai... abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hoon…
- saale, mujhe matt sikha...... iss maamle mei baap hoon tera
- yaar, aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
- saala, aaj se daru band
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
amazing ... world's most expensive saree
How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000) silk saree?
Chennai Silks, a textile unit has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.
The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings. Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians', one of the painter's very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds.Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.
The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals.
Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours.
Friday, June 27, 2008
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